Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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‘I thought that was a weakness, but I realise now those sensitivities can be a real strength. Today I celebrate my sensitivities.’

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when u spend a lot of time making up a witty text post and ur waitin for notes



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Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

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